officialjjproject:

i think the worst thing is when you see pretty girls in public and you cant stop staring at them but you afraid they might think you hating like sis i promise i’m just a fan admiring a work of art believe me

wehatetre:

If we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 minutes

loveybun:

me: mayb…i am worthy of love n attention ?
brain: unrealistic. blocked

rebeccacrane:

last christmas i told you my kink

but the very next day you shamed it away

femminiello:

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse*
barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted
me, hoarsely: this is flour